Crazy Nigel

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conversationswithmyfakeboyfriend:

“Get on, Carrie. I’m taking you away from all this bullshit. We’re gonna hit the road and drive until it’s hotter than shit and we’re dirty and sunburnt. Then we’ll get a motel room and go swimmin. Then we can roll around in bed together while you tell me awesome stories about romance novels featuring time-traveling Vikings.”

conversationswithmyfakeboyfriend:

“Get on, Carrie. I’m taking you away from all this bullshit. We’re gonna hit the road and drive until it’s hotter than shit and we’re dirty and sunburnt. Then we’ll get a motel room and go swimmin. Then we can roll around in bed together while you tell me awesome stories about romance novels featuring time-traveling Vikings.”

(Source: hehadntbeenagod)